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The crowd roars outside… guitars screaming, bass rumbling through the concrete. You’ve been shoulder-to-shoulder for hours, riding the wave of sweat, beer, and adrenaline.
 
You duck out, weaving through the crush until the neon “Restrooms” sign cuts through the haze. The door swings open… warm air hits you, laced with something sharp, citrus-bright. Tangerine. Grapefruit.
 
It’s the scent every man knows… the bright punch that cuts through the stale air, bouncing off tile and steel. Not flowers. Not ocean breeze. This is functional fragrance, raw and unapologetic, burned into your memory from gas stations, dive bars, and stadium nights.
 
You glance up at the wall, and there it is… a lone fixture under a flickering light, dripping quietly. The smell clings to the air, mingling with echoes of the set still pounding outside.
 
You wash up, grin, and step back into the chaos… citrus still clinging to your skin like the memory of every night you’ve ever chased music.

URINAL CAKE

$7.50Price
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    • Olive Oil
    • Soybean Oil
    • Coconut Oil
    • Canola Oil
    • Sunflower Oil
    • Organic Shea Butter
    • Water
    • Sodium Hydroxide (Lye)
    • Sea Salt
    • Fragrance
    • FD&C
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